'M.F. PETE'!

1) IF YOU WERE A 'SUPERHERO', WHO WOULD YOU BE?
- "I WOULD BE THE 'FLASH'! IMAGINE IF YOU WERE OUT IN THE WOODS AND NEEDED TO TAKE A 'POOP'? YOU COULD RUN HOME AT 'LIGHT SPEED' AND TAKE A 'SEAT'!"

2) STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND, WHAT IS ONE THING YOU SIMPLY COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT?
- "I COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT MY 'GIRLFRIEND'. I WOULD NEED TO POPULATE THE ISLAND, SO I COULD RETIRE, AND MY KIDS COULD TAKE OVER MY 'COCONUT' BUSINESS!"

3) WHAT WOULD 'CLIFF CLAVIN' KNOW ABOUT YOU, THAT NOT MANY PEOPLE ARE AWARE OF?
- "I CAN FIRE A 'SNOT ROCKET' ABOUT 10 FT!!"

4) WHAT'S THE STRANGEST YOU'VE DONE IN THE WOODS?
- "ME, AND SOME OTHERS TOOK A SCHOOLMATE'S 'V.W. BUG' INTO THE WOODS AND FILLED IT WITH 'ROADKILL', AND THE REMAINDER OF 'BIRD CARCASSES' FOR A PRACTICAL JOKE!"

5) WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
- "THE SONG PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL SHOULD BE: 'GOD OF THUNDER' BY KISS. I JUST WANT TO HEAR LOUD NOISE AND 'ROCK N' ROLL'. I MAY AS WELL BE LOUD ON MY WAY OUT!!"