'Ms. Ford'!

1) IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO, WHO WOULD YOU BE?
- "IF I WERE A 'SUPERHERO', I WOULD BE 'SPIKE SPIEGAL' OF 'COWBOY BEBOP'. HE NEVER LOSES HIS 'COOL' IN A CLINCH. HE DOESN'T KNOW THE FEELING OF FEAR. HE'S GOT COMPLETE CONTROL OF HIS EMOTIONS, AND HAS THE 'GRACE' OF A GODDESS. OH YEAH, HE CAN KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS!!"

2) STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND, WHAT IS ONE THING YOU SIMPLY COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT?
- "IF I WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND, I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MY GRANDMOTHER'S MEMORY BOX WITH ME."

3) WHAT WOULD 'CLIFF CLAVIN' KNOW ABOUT YOU, THAT NOT MANY PEOPLE ARE AWARE OF?
- "THAT I'M REALLY A 'JAZZ SINGER'."

4) WHAT'S THE STRANGEST THING YOU'VE DONE IN THE WOODS?
- "I THINK THAT IT WAS WHEN I DANCED MY ASS OFF ATOP A DOWNED PHOSPHOROUS TREE, WITH REAL LIFE 'FAIRIES'! THE TREE WAS AS BRIGHT AS THE MOON, EVEN AFTER THE 'SHROOMS WORE OFF....IT'S TRUE, I HAVE PROOF!"

5) WHAT SONG DO YOU WANT PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
- "THE SONG THAT I WANT PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL IS A 'GUANO APES' SONG THAT I'VE NEVER KNOWN THE NAME OF."